seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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hamsfreth:

seize the day

toastandwindicuffs
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Thank you so much! 

(I don’t think I can stop though.) 

Muah <3


seaxual
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PIPER YOU LIL BITCH I KNOW I’M A MOTHERFUCKIN ETHERAL BLUE EYED ULTIMATE DRAGON 

love ya. 

emildeville:

is it just me or do situations like this happen kind of often on this show
turntablesandjuiceboxes:

I know I’m really late but I hope you’re still accepting these! I’m so sorry if you’re not, I just wanted to show you how I look in lipstick. Apparently I look like royalty. Muah &lt;3
grilled-cheeese:

Rose and Kanaya’s rp characters from Paradox Space’s latest comic.

"Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love."

   — (via nauticalneurotic)

How do you stay away from yourself?

(via contumacious-misfit)

elmatpe:

vixyish:

yondamoegi:

dreamsofjade:

hoganddice:

captkylej:

themaskednegro:

bowiesnippleantennae:

whatarefrogs:

JonTron just linked this image as an example of how men are stereotyped and exploited in video games I’m literally laughing out loud holy shit

for anyone who still doesn’t get it notice the background please

Fun fact: topless slave girls are COLLECTIBLES in this game.

See, the problem is that the guys objectification is empowering. You’re empowered because you’re taking advantage of the other objectified people.

Also, can my followers who like guys please comment on whether or not they find this guy sexually attractive?

nah, too much muscle. Muscle is hard… I want something soft to rest my head on! :P the only guy that i’ve ever been attracted to who has looked like this is Jason Momoa. 

I personally like muscles. I adore them. They fascinate me.
But this Conan doesn’t look sexually attractive. He looks like he’s gonna kill me - he’s intimidating and forceful. I’d better stay away from him.
If he looked like this
I’d say “Well, hello sexy.”
Objectification and sexualization don’t really depend on character’s looks, even if they use it to objectificate and sexualize. They depend on character’s purpose and agency.
A girl character can run around with her titties exposed but still could be not sexualized.

Just my 2 cents

ALL OF THIS.

Perfect way of explaining male power fantasy and sexualization of women (and the ‘male gaze’) ever. 

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

(Source: lucithor)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

transparent hearts to drag around your blog!!!
dirkapitated:

damn tho
homestuckfluffcanons:

John is a terrible dancer. He quite happily dances anyway.
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