notbadword:

It’s the match up we’ve all been waiting for
frostmotif:

happy birthday jade harley, princess of my heart

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

makochantachibanana:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMPTY SWIMMING POOLS BEING FILLED WITH PRECIOUS TEARS AS WE BREAK DOWN AND CRY
griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

How the signs respond to “I love you”


crizzby:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE
Taurus-really?
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Scorpio- Mhm
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
Pisces- Huh?

Sagittarius is so onspot.

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.